Sea Shepherd Paul Watson among those in uproar over attack
JACO BEACH – A dream surf vacation went tragically wrong for U.S. resident Andy Newberry last week when the Jersey Shore native mauled a bull shark in Costa Rican waters.
In his first trip to Costa Rica, Newberry, an avid traveler and surfer, hit the Jaco Beach waves early last Thursday to catch the morning break. After riding a few waves, Newberry said he spotted a silvery fin emerge from the water near the foot of his board.
“Everything was pretty Pura Vida up to that point, ya know,” Newberry said in a phone interview. “But then I saw that fin poking above the water and thought, ‘Oh shit! We’re bait, dude!'”
According to Newberry, the suspected man-eater began circling a group of six or seven surfers about 30 meters from the shoreline. When the shark’s fin turned and appeared to be approaching Newberry directly, it was a kill or be killed moment, he said.
“I slid off my board, focused on that bad boy comin’ at me, and instincts took over, man,” he said. “I grabbed that sucker’s head and bit his fin like I was Mike Tyson.”
The ensuing struggle was witnessed from shore as dozens of tourists and locals gathered to watch the melee. Clouds of blood formed in the water though onlookers had a sense Newberry was holding his own as shouts of “take that flipper” and “you taste like chicken” could be heard during the throes of the battle.
“It was like watching a piranha and a chihuahua in a bathtub,” said witness Katarina Campos. “I didn’t know who was winning or losing, but it was far cooler than any UFC fight I’ve ever seen.”
After approximately 30 minutes, the splashing stopped and the struggle came to a close. Newberry was then filmed dragging the carcass of the 16-foot animal to shore and yelling “Gringo One, Jaws Zero!” and shot-gunning a beer.
The videos have since circulated online and caught the attention of several activist groups, including famed Captain Paul Watson, known as the Sea Sheppard, and the World Wildlife Fund.
“We are studying this attack very closely, and intend to pursue Mr. Newberry with due vigor,” Watson said in a phone interview. “Costa Rica has long been staining international waters with shark blood, and this appears to be an escalation we did not anticipate.”
Watson also said Newberry should “take on someone his own size” and issued an international bounty on the head of the “Jersey shark murderer.”
Newberry has since returned to New Jersey and refused further comment on advice of his attorney. The incident is the first recorded shark death via human bite in Costa Rican history.
does anyone have a link to the video of this?
it’s a joke Jerry
Lol. Wow Jerry.
Really Jerry…smh
Cmon jerry, you’re smarter than that..
That’s enough Jerry
Jerryyyyyyyyyyyyy!
come on jerry dude
jerry.. come on bro
(sigh)……………………………. Oh Jerry
jerry pls…
Go home Jerry, you’re drunk.
Ya dun goofed jerry
Really Jerry? Fuck man.
No worries, Jerry…
You’ll get ’em, next time….
Dammit Jerry.
Getting sick of your shit, Jerry.
jerry, come on man…
Go home Jerry, you’re drunk.
this is why we can’t have nice things, jerry
Jerry noooooooooooooo!
Take it easy jerry.
I’m sick of your shit Jerry!
I fell for it too Jerry.. Don’t worry haha
C’mon Alecox…and JERRRYYYY!!!!!!! If you looked up gullible in the dictionary, there is a picture of you two naked with the caption, “are you sure there is no film in the camera?”.
Comaannnn Jerry
Not again Jerry…
Here ya go Jerry, but just this once!
http://elpeji.com/2014/01/20/shark-killed-by-tourist-bite-in-costa-rica-causes-activist-outrage/
take a lap Jerry….
DOH!
oh jerry. bless your little heart.
really jerry, you only had one job
dammit jerry
is that you, Jerry Gergich?
Getting real tired of your shit Jerry !!
Dammit jerry. You messed it up again.
U just made it weird Jerry.
Jesus Christ Jerry….smh
Noooooooo…. Jerry
Jerry…. What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
Favorite comment was the billy Madison one
I sure hope you’re cute, Jerry.
Jerry you ballbag, you’re fired !
DANG NABBIT JERRY!!!
what a load of crap a human going after a shark number #1 number#2 the capt. of the SEA SHEPPARD PUTTING A BOUNTY ON HIS HEAD,HELLO ASS HOLE YOU JUST PUT A HIT OUT ON SOME ONE YOU FRIGGING DUMB ASS
Come on, Arthur. Pay attention!
JERRY STAHP
if you say orange really slow its sounds like gullible Jerry
RANDYY! I mean, JERRYY!
Tranquilo, Jerry
Really Jerry? You were raised better than this Jerry.
Earth to Jerry, it’s not real Jerry!!
Oh jerrah! Why!?
God dammit Jerry
We’ve talked about this Jerry… you’ve really got to get your crap together man.
sorry but this is one of the most badass things I have ever heard.
Well this fascinated history is very colorfull but false and full of bullshit , I am a local surfer from Jaco , teaching surfing every single day and in 32 years of surfing , never hear about shark attack in JACO BEACH , I also work in contact with the lifeguards in Jaco beach , so I can tell you that this history about a bull shark is complitly BULLSHIT.
Tis a joke. You should’ve caught that Erlyer
get it… a joke? caught it erlyer… see what he did there?!
I GET IT!
Hahahaha. Erlyer made my night
By the way if you look closer , we surf in warm waters ,we don’t used wetsuit the guy on this fake Jaco beach picture is using a wetsuit , fake reporting LOL..you guys need to find something better or real to write about it.
Erly ‘Sherlock’ Farrier, it is quite clearly a satirical article and meant to be taken as such. whats now funnier is that you felt the need to investigate.
I’m just imagining the phone call. “hey man its Erly, what’s all this about a man mauling a fully grown bullshark to death with his bare hands and teeth?……what do you mean that’s not true? But, but i saw it on the internet!”
Thanks for clearing it up ! People are such suckers, if the read it in the media it must be true ! (LOL)
how come no one gets it here that it’s a FUCKING JOKE
Did it ever occur to you that he could be wearing a rash guard, not a wet suit?
such a stupid “joke” article
Are you kidding me? This is a success story where a man could have been killed. Are we so jaded that we think animals are greater than man? ridiculous….it is an animal and it cannot be compared to the beauty of a human life. That is embarrassing. I wonder how many of you would not kill the shark, but be all for abortion?
LOL Wow brilliant reply, too funny l Get a hold of yourself, haha ! Why would you bring your own hang ups into a subject that has nothing to do with them ! LOL ie …..abortion! too funny!
Holy shit! there are some truly and amazingly idiotic comments and observations on here but this one has to be trolling.. I just can’t imagine this person being real! BAHAA!!
This… You know this is satire… right?
is this irony, are you too, trying to be funny
Reblogged this on Justin Kassab.
Even the pic is a fake. That’s a dolphin not a shark. Horizontal tail=Dolphin, vertical tail=shark. Not to mention the story sounds like complete BS!
OMFG IT’S A SATIRICAL ARTICLE HURR DURRR
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How is this a bad thing..? the shark was gonna eat him lol I wouldve killed it too.
8 vs 19 on the comments, it’s official, the smart people win, but the tards are not far behind
That there are ANY people in all the developed world who would have the initial reaction that this story was true, much less have them consist of half of the people who took the initiative to write a comment.. is actually really disturbing. But AT LEAST it’s not the majority.
lets hope we can still snuff them out of the gene pool before it’s too late
Jajaja Everyone jumped on Jerry’s ass!! Poor Jerry!! But thanks for a good laugh at your expense 🙂
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i cant believe people think this is real lolol
Love that people are taking this seriously. Amazing. This would be a great Onion article.
Okay this guy is incredible.. of course he is from New Jersey!! This guy is hilarious, obviously he is a pretty proud man and in a time of obvious panic, he kept it cool and killed the shark. Rolls reverse.. man vs wild.
I obviously didn’t read Jerry’s comments before posting this.. fml
this happened once to a shark I know.
I’m sorry for your loss Attley.
For you Jerry
I miss the jerry comments, people got really serious after those
Yeah, good ol’ Larry.
But why would they talk about a video if they didn’t put it in the story? Couldn’t find it on youtube
you gotta get up pretty Erly to fool Jerry.
It’s okay jerry, we’ll let it slip this time…
Whatever happened to that Jerry fella?
By far the Jerry comments made this article worth reading
Nah this story is totally legit. I just sold the guy from N.J. ocean front property in Kansas.
Have you learned anything from this Jerry?
Jerry, when you find that video, let me know!
I’ve done this before.
Who else but jerry
Jerry what in the John Brown wrong wit you dere boy
1-800-ASK-JERRY
Get off the field, Jerry. You’re cut.
Please stop picking on my dear sweet son Jerry. He loves sharks and people too and even draws pictures of sharks and people playing together. So this story really got his emotions all twisted up. So please leave my son Jerry alone!
No shame in riding the short bus, Jerry.
jerry…. oh Jerry….. I feel for you
Oh you, Jerry.
jerry for prez!
Dear Jerry,
you and your ilk are the reason the answers are always in the back of the book.
Jerry.. this is why no one likes you..
Jeryy… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0
Jerry… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0
not cool jerry..not cool
Don’t listen to these people, Jerry. I was there and saw him tear that shark up! I thought Andy was gonna die, but he was lucky to have gotten the bull shark in his carotid artery. We’ll post some video of the damage he did to that beast in February. Stay tuned…
A lot of people on here are saying this is a joke.. Please have some sympathy. I knew this shark and to hear some of the things you are saying about him is very disheartening. You should all be ashamed.
Pshhh. Classic Jerry.
Man o’ man Jerry! Get it together!!
Raaaannnndy!
all of these gullible jokes are hilarious. I can’t believe you guys made them all up just for this
Sorry guys