This week’s mae is Roberth Flores Ortiz. Roberth hails from Turrúcares where he and 9 of his children make a living stacking cashews in skinny plastic tubes and selling them to motorists stuck in traffic along Route 27. Roberth’s hobbies include singing rancheros, folding his shirt up and rubbing his belly, and producing illegitimate offspring.…
Study reveals “What goes in doesn’t always come out” San Jose — After decades of assumptions and rumors, the Costa Rican Medical Association (CRMA) confirmed last week what locals here had long concluded: There is no scientific evidence to confirm that Costa Rican women, or Ticas, defecate. The study, which was carried out over the course…
HAVANA _ Cuba’s famed communist revolutionary leader Fidel Castro made his first public appearance in months yesterday and shocked the world with a surprise announcement: he’s getting back into the film industry. Castro, who appeared as an extra in the 1946 films Holiday in Mexico and Easy to Wed, announced yesterday that he will return to the…
Spends majority of lunch staring at doused plate of rice Pavas — Jose Valdez slipped into an existential crisis today after he spent the majority of his lunch hour at a neighborhood soda staring at his untouched bowl of rice and deeply debating whether he could physically add more Salsa Lizano to his already drenched platter.…
El Pejibaye 