Frida the Rescue Dog Launches Mexico Presidential Campaign, Vows to Bite Corruption

Early Gallup poll shows dog with 96% likelihood to win MEXICO CITY — In a week that featured a litany of power-drunk halfwits announcing intentions to run for Mexico’s 2018 presidency, citizens desperate for someone with a soul to emerge from the morass of miscreants received good news Sunday night: Frida the Rescue Dog is…