This issue’s Mae is Daniel Soley, or ‘Big Papi D’ to his friends. Papi D is currently between bretes. He says he recently ‘bounced’ from his last job because they ‘was trippin’. However, Papi D is the type of man that will always provide for his ‘hoes in different area codes’, whether they need a…
Maduro avoids terrorist threat, can’t escape aliens, according to Presidential statement SAN JOSE — While Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro was successfully able to the avoid the terrorists he said were waiting for him during his visit to Costa Rica, he wasn’t able to escape…aliens. Maduro, who prior to his visit to the army-less Central American…
Ticos surf in fur coats, parkas to brace for Weenter eStorm Yunho PLAYA HERMOSA — Costa Rican surfers hit the waves in parkas, gloves, ski caps and galoshes today as the Central American nation braces for what is expected to be the worst snowstorm in the history of a town 2,200 miles away. “I’m not taking any…
Moments after failing to reach final round of Miss Universe competition, Costa Rica’s Karina Ramos urges destabilization, government overthrow on Twitter MIAMI — Costa Rica’s Karina Ramos, anticipated to be a finalist in Miss Universe pageant, has taken to social media to launch a “Costa Rican spring” to overthrow the Central American country’s government after being…
Ticos hold candlelight vigils at abandoned restaurants to honor “Guendy” SAN JOSE — Costa Ricans everywhere will hold a moment of silence today to honor the exit of popular Unitedstatesian restaurant Wendy’s after the hamburger franchise up and abandoned the Central American country, leaving behind a trail of tears and unrealized Bahhhconator orders. Almost overnight, all 10…
Our M.O.T.W. is Andrés Carvajal Durán. Hailing from nearby Naranjo, he has been attending the Festival de Palmares since his father abandoned him there in 1988. Carvajal describes himself as “el Rey de la Fiesta”. His pastimes include inappropriate hugging, public urination, chugging and puking chileguaro, contending that Imperial is the greatest beer in the world, and flirting with gringas…
Guapiles honors “Tragateles” for courageous flat-screen robbery heard round the world GUAPILES – Costa Rica’s Cultural Ministry unveiled a 12-foot statue in downtown Guapiles today to honor the woman who valiantly shoved a Sony flat-screen beneath her dress last November and walked straight the Hell out of an M Express electronics store like a superhuman. Tragateles,…
1. La Sele: By far the biggest story in Tiquicia in 2014, and what will likely be the story of the century, was “La Sele,” reaching the quarterfinals in the World Cup and beating the crap out of everyone, including the human biting Uruguayans. The Ticos surged to a world ranking of 16th, their highest…
This week’s M.O.T.W. is Puerto Viejo native “Monsta P.” Born in the town of Sixaola, “P” — whose given name is Michael Connors — moved to the big city when he was 15 seeking better opportunities. Now 34, P has utterly dominated PV’s coconut scene, currently ranking as the town’s 4th most successful vendor who doesn’t own footwear. Though P…
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