MEXICO CITY — Former Mexican President Vicente Fox announced today that he has a rare disorder known as “Trump Induced Tourette’s Syndrome,” or TITS, in which every time he hears the name or sees an image of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, he involuntarily screams vulgarities and suffers mild convulsions. “The condition was originally diagnosed by…
Company also mulling name change of WhatsApp to “Whaaaats” Menlo Park, California — In a push to make the world’s most popular social media network region-friendly, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg announced today that the Latin American URL for the company’s website will be changed to ElFahhhhhce.com, a decision celebrated by the 400 million users…
As part of pre-Olympic “Zika Zero” plan, Dilma Encourages all to bathe in insect repellent, wear mosquito-resistant condoms Rio de Janeiro — In an effort to combat the spread of the mosquito-borne Zika virus prior to hosting the Olympic games in August, Brazil President Dilma Rousseff has announced plans to douse the entire country with…
Progressive Pope’s first foray into online dating deemed “miraculous” MEXICO CITY — It was quite a week for Pope Francis in Mexico. He met with the President, held Mass at the Basilica de Guadalupe, visited the border town of Juarez and, in what was maybe his finest achievement, managed to amass 48,000 Tinder matches in…
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