Tico Man Suffers Breakdown at Thought of Using Too Much Lizano Sauce

Spends majority of lunch staring at doused plate of rice Pavas —  Jose Valdez slipped into an existential crisis today after he spent the majority of his lunch hour at a neighborhood soda staring at his untouched bowl of rice and deeply debating whether he could physically add more Salsa Lizano to his already drenched platter.…