Lifelong Saprissista Finds Cure for Affliction through Gene Manipulation

Discovery of Liguista gene may lead to preselected football fandom in the womb  SAN JOSÉ — A team of geneticists from the University of Costa Rica announced this week that they have identified the gene responsible for Liguitism, or the condition of being a Liguista, and suspect the discovery will one day allow for programming of…

Coaches Assure Unwatchable Soccer in La Liga-Heredia Final

Any goals would be considered “Christmas miracle’’ HEREDIA – After zero goals were scored in a hideous display of appalling soccer in the first leg of the championship match between Alajuela’s La Liga and Club Sport Herediano, coaches from both teams promised fans that Sunday’s final will be equally pathetic. “Our only chance of scoring…