Keylor Navas Replaces La Negrita as Costa Rica’s Patron Saint

Costa Rica Archdiocese gives Navas “Express Canonization” following miracle save against Lionel Messi CARTAGO – Costa Rica’s Archdiocese announced yesterday that star goalkeeper Keylor Navas would replace La Negrita as the country’s patron saint given his continued performance of incomprehensible miracles. Navas, the Real Madrid keeper rumored to possess divine powers since the 2014 World…

Pope Francis Racks Up 48,000 Tinder Matches During Mexico Visit

Progressive Pope’s first foray into online dating deemed “miraculous” MEXICO CITY — It was quite a week for Pope Francis in Mexico. He met with the President, held Mass at the Basilica de Guadalupe, visited the border town of Juarez and, in what was maybe his finest achievement, managed to amass 48,000 Tinder matches in…