Mae of the Week: February 3

This week’s M.O.T.W. is former Costa Rican presidential candidate José María Villalta. The Broad Front Party leader is 36 years old, lives in a group home in La Uruca, and notes his favorite book as George Orwell’s 1984. Not taking the election loss well, Villalta has been on a week long binger. Family members stated…

Mae of the Week: January 16

This week’s M.O.T.W. is Costa Rican presidential candidate Luis Guillermo Solis. Solis is from Montes de Oca and is getting absolutely demolished in the Presidential polls despite being by far the most educated. Solis was a Fulbright Scholar at the University of Michigan while leading candidate Johnny Araya can neither spell Fulbright nor Michigan, which…

Gringa Tourist Insisting to be Pregnant Actually Just Embarrassed

Repeatedly said “Estoy embarazada” after spilling Lizano sauce in restaurant MANUEL ANTONIO – An unfortunate miscommunication disrupted Peggy Morris’s holiday vacation when she was rushed to Hospital Monseñor Sanabria in Puntarenas after confusing the Spanish words pregnant and embarrassed at the Barba Roja Restaurant in Manuel Antonio. While enjoying a sunset dinner at the popular tourist restaurant,…

La Nación Completely Biased and PLN-Backed, Newspaper Reveals in Exclusive Investigative Report About Itself

Investigative unit grew suspicious when entire office started wearing PLN green and white “verdiblanco” every day TIBAS – La Nación’s revered investigative team needed only three minutes to discover their publication was unabashedly supporting the PLN in Costa Rica’s upcoming elections, according to a report published by the unit’s lead reporter. “This was the easiest…