Breaking: Costa Rica Acquits OJ Simpson, Charles Manson and Scott Peterson as Supreme Court Revealed to be Run by Chimpanzees

Primate justices could have mishandled trials in past, government says SAN JOSE — Costa Rica’s Supreme Court acquitted O.J. Simpson, Charles Manson and Scott Peterson this week, a shocking and bizarre decision that has brought international attention to the Central American country’s legal system, which, upon investigation, appears to be run by an uneducated pack…