Mexico Presidential Candidate AMLO to Arm U.S. Border with Lucha Libre Fighters

NOGALES – Mexico Presidential front-runner Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador will deploy the country’s finest and fiercest Lucha Libre fighters to the northern border should U.S. President Donald Trump carry out his pledge to militarize the nations’ shared international boundary, the candidate known as AMLO said in a press conference on Wednesday. “If the Gabachos are…

Johnny Araya Costa Rica’s Fattest Presidential Candidate, Poll Shows

Also voted candidate most resembling Simpsons Mayor Quimby SAN JOSE – Presidential frontrunner Johnny Araya is unquestionably Costa Rica’s fattest presidential candidate, according to a Unimer poll released this week. A resounding 98% of pollsters found Araya to be the most overfed of the country’s candidates, while also voting the San Jose mayor as the…