Brazil to Spray Entire Country with Giant OFF Can to Slow Zika Spread

As part of pre-Olympic “Zika Zero” plan, Dilma Encourages all to bathe in insect repellent, wear mosquito-resistant condoms Rio de Janeiro —  In an effort to combat the spread of the mosquito-borne Zika virus prior to hosting the Olympic games in August, Brazil President Dilma Rousseff has announced plans to douse the entire country with…

Pope Francis Racks Up 48,000 Tinder Matches During Mexico Visit

Progressive Pope’s first foray into online dating deemed “miraculous” MEXICO CITY — It was quite a week for Pope Francis in Mexico. He met with the President, held Mass at the Basilica de Guadalupe, visited the border town of Juarez and, in what was maybe his finest achievement, managed to amass 48,000 Tinder matches in…