Student’s Rent Payments Gone Missing in House Where All Men Called ‘Papi’

Claims family patriarch never known during six month stay ALAJUELA — A French exchange student is appealing the ruling of a Costa Rican judge to pay five months of back-rent to the Aguilar family, claiming she was a victim of “cultural trickery” and an incomprehensible Tiquismo. Susanne LeBlanc, a sophomore from Bordeaux, lived with the Aguilar family…

Gringa Tourist Insisting to be Pregnant Actually Just Embarrassed

Repeatedly said “Estoy embarazada” after spilling Lizano sauce in restaurant MANUEL ANTONIO – An unfortunate miscommunication disrupted Peggy Morris’s holiday vacation when she was rushed to Hospital Monseñor Sanabria in Puntarenas after confusing the Spanish words pregnant and embarrassed at the Barba Roja Restaurant in Manuel Antonio. While enjoying a sunset dinner at the popular tourist restaurant,…

Nica Gallo Pinto Tastes Better, Lifelong Xenophobe Admits

Guilt-stricken Tico comes clean about his treasonous palate  OROTINA – Local cell phone repair proprietor and roadside plantain salesman Juan Carlos Pérez made a shocking public announcement to the Orotina community Sunday morning: he prefers Nicaraguan Gallo Pinto over the Tico dish. Perez made the announcement at the close of Sunday morning mass during the…

Miami Trip Equals Big Savings on Black Friday, Tica Says

U.S. discounts so good flights basically “being given away” JUAN SANTAMARIA AIRPORT — Spendthrift mothers have found a way to beat Costa Rica’s inflated holiday sales and circumvent pricey import taxes: Travel to Miami on Black Friday. While Costa Rican stores have picked up on the U.S.’s post-Thanksgiving sales-a-thon, there is no better way to save…