Snow Reported On Costa Rican Beaches Actually Just Pasty Canadian Tourists

Sun-starved Canucks cause confusion, polar(izing) vortex angst in Nicoya Peninsula MAL PAÍS — As the western hemisphere continues to dig itself out of the pandemic version of a polar vortex, Costa Ricans breathed a sigh of relief this week after what was first thought to be snowfall on a local beach was actually just pasty…

Couple Dies During Skydive Gender Reveal; It’s A Boy

TURRIALBA – Randy and Candy Wiggins died Tuesday afternoon when the couple’s parachute failed to deploy during a skydive that was intended to reveal the gender of their child to be. The Billings, Montana-based couple traveled to Costa Rica this week to leap from 12,000 feet above the rural mountain town in hopes of performing…

EXCLUSIVA: Negociaciones del TLCAN se extenderán hasta el fin del mundo, dicen las fuentes

WASHINGTON D.C. – Las negociaciones del TLCAN entre los Estados Unidos, Canadá y México probablemente concluyan cuando la humanidad deje de existir o cuando los extraterrestres invadan y generen unidad entre los humanos, según dos fuentes con conocimiento directo de las conversaciones trilaterales. A pesar de reportes de medios de noticias internacionales, los cuales se…