Mae of the Week: March 14

Cutting open the cashew fruitThis week’s mae is Roberth Flores Ortiz. Roberth hails from Turrúcares where he and 9 of his children make a living stacking cashews in skinny plastic tubes and selling them to motorists stuck in traffic along Route 27. Roberth’s hobbies include singing rancheros, folding his shirt up and rubbing his belly, and producing illegitimate offspring. His favorite color is Liga red.

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